I just walked into the breakroom

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
08/04/2014 at 15:14 • Filed to: None

And saw one of the women who worked in shipping eating nacho cheese from a tin can with a spoon...

DISCUSSION (27)

EL_ULY > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:14

Murica!!!

ttyymmnn > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:15

And?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:15

Now, peanut butter from a jar with a spoon I've heard of. Cheese from a can? That's just silly.

yamahog > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:15

Oh hey, I didn't know you worked in my office!

Brian Silvestro > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:16

Sexy!

CAR_IS_MI > ttyymmnn
08/04/2014 at 15:16

I terrifyingly attempted to crack a weary smile at her whilst walking away in disgust.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:18

I've never had Nacho Cheese. Is it as awful as it looks? Or does it actually taste somewhat like cheese?

$kaycog > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:19

At least she had a spoon.

Kinja'd!!!

Svend > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/04/2014 at 15:20

True, I've heard of squirty cheese and I'm not sure if tinned cheese is more worse than squirty cheese or not. Both sound equally as disgusting.

ttyymmnn > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
08/04/2014 at 15:21

In the right setting, it can be quite good, in a so-fake-it-actually-tastes-real sort of way. It's probably nothing more than corn starch, food coloring and artificial flavor, but when it's hot, and properly served on tortilla chips, in a paperboard tray, it can be quite tasty. I have been known to wipe the remaining cheese out of the paper tray with my finger....

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Svend
08/04/2014 at 15:21

Probably quite similar to squirty cheese. Couldn't be worse, but likely not much better.

CAR_IS_MI > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
08/04/2014 at 15:22

Melt an orange colored crayon, a stick of butter, and some ABS plastic in a melting pot... Pretty much the same thing.

CAR_IS_MI > $kaycog
08/04/2014 at 15:22

I wish there was any trace of chips, but the can was still mostly full.

505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:24

there is only one question...is she hot? I could see that going either way. Hot=hotter, not hot=sad

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:25

Ewwwh,.. I'll stick to proper cheese then.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ttyymmnn
08/04/2014 at 15:26

We serve tortilla chips with proper cheese here, so this is a.. uhm.. foreign subject, even though tortillas ain't exactly european at all :P

CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux
08/04/2014 at 15:27

If middle aged overweight mexican women are your thing then shes a 3 on your scale. Otherwise, -18...

CAR_IS_MI > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
08/04/2014 at 15:28

Thats how I prefer to snack on my cheese. Proper cheese on proper crackers. My new go to is blueberry encrusted goat cheese. It is amazing.

$kaycog > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:28

Well, I guess she loves nacho cheese then. Eeew.

CAR_IS_MI > $kaycog
08/04/2014 at 15:30

Yea....

I had a friend whos younger brother would do this with ketchup... but he was special needs, so we forgave him.

$kaycog > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:31

Yeah, that's forgivable.

ttyymmnn > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
08/04/2014 at 15:34

Oh, then you haven't truly lived. There's nothing quite like authentic fake cheese when you've been drinking, particularly at a sporting event.

505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:34

nope, Mexican women tend to like to stab you with things, on top of the whole attraction level thing. So hell no to any...

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ttyymmnn
08/04/2014 at 15:36

Ahh.. we eat kebabs in pita (with the hottest sauce they have) after such events.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Brian Silvestro
08/04/2014 at 15:36

Brian, I think you need some help.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 15:59

Reminds me of this Bill Burr routine:

Frank Grimes > CAR_IS_MI
08/04/2014 at 20:09

Have you ever bought one of those huge cans of Que Bueno nacho cheese and were trying heroically to finish the whole can only to be thwarted by a bag of chips with just smashed up bits left? I have I resorted to heating up the cheese and dumping the crumbs in and eating it with a spoon. I call it nacho soup.